Happy New Year to all my readers

In a decumbent state, I am vigorously
basking in the euphoria that is encapsulated in this yuletide season. I vehemently and vividly aspire that you profusely cachinnate during and after this season such that every element of quagmire, conundrum, obloquy, opprobrium and calumny are overtly exterminated, extirpated and transmogrified into a Xanadu!!!🙆🙆 Without sudating nor sudoring, may the new year forcibly deliver its bogus Blessings to you as it is evinced to my cerebral hemisphere. Henceforth, people will not make a Parody of you but shall be flabberwhelmed at the incessant splendor of your life. Happy new year.