Some Scriptures People Use Wrongly To Justify Themselves

Some Scriptures People Use Wrongly To Justify
Themselves...................
by emusmith
Scriptures people use wrongly to justify
themselves
Thank God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ
for His mercy.
Many at times, we use these Scriptures as we
joke around or out of ignorance but God isn't too
mad at us, I pray cheesy
If you grew up in a church environment like me,
you will definitely hear most of these;
1. By the Grace of God
These days, that phrase has lost his meaning.
See:
A: Are you coming today?
B: By His grace.
A: Oh boy, try come abeg! Money dey wait for
you.
B: ohhh! When make I come? I dey come now
sef!
A: The money na by the Grace you go take
collect am.
So many, insulting the Grace of God anyhow sha.
It's like saying, No! Is the Grace not enough
again?
2. Silver and gold have I none, such as I have...
Or My Widow's mite
Somebody go come your party or house, make
him give Big. He'll say, "Let's give our widow's
mite". Oga, you ain't a widow, c'mon! A widower
gives Big! Unless your widow's mite beat my
expectation o!
3. Paul told Timothy to take a little wine for his
stomach
Hmm! I'm sure you've either heard or used that.
Besides, Timo had a stomach ish as a teenager.
Do you have a stomach problem?
4. Man shall not live by bread alone...you can
add beans or rice.
When they want do all manner of food
combination and misappropriation! Wetin I dey
speak gan?
5. God rested after making man and other
animals BUT after making woman, He hasn't
rested till now!
Haha! This one sha! E get as e get! lipsrsealed
6. Solomon had many wives; 700 housewives,
300 side chicks.
No please, 700 wives, 300 concubines. Besides,
he was a king. In those days, kings do it as we
even see today. Side chicks aren't allowed in
marriage.
7. I love fair ladies because Abraham loved fair
women, Isaac the same, Jacob served 14 years
for one and even David too...Who am I? Hope na
there e end?
Hope your affection is only towards the fairness
and not on the other sides?
8. Seeing a heavily endowed girl and saying,
"Sister, you are Wonderfully and Fearfully made"
God, took 6 days to make only you!
Okay, toasting lines in a coded format. The
message is passed.
9. It is well, even in the well
Yea, I use this but with an understanding. Some
use it just to end their statements or dodge a
very vital question: Who took this money? He
says, it's well. It is not o...after you pay back, it
will be well.